10 Ways to Know You Are Ready to Have a Baby

1. When you become out of breath from walking up a flight of stairs.
2. When you have dry cleaned your new child's bedding and removed your older child's pictures from the room.
3. When your face becomes "plump", "swollen", "round", or just plain "fat".
4. When your new child's car seat has been thoroughly cleaned.
5. When your selection of clothing becomes so "slim" that you consider wearing the same shirt back to back and then back to back again.
6. When you have purchased a few small fun toys from your new child for their older sibling.
7. When you allow your productivity level dictate your physical health.
8. When you have established a "pumping station".
9. When you pee at least twice an hour and have weird food cravings once again....fruit salad and ice cream.
10. When you've purchased and washed the "bring you home" outfit.